He's too cool.

About Chris

ChrisLovesBacon is known too most as "Admin Zero." He's too cool to write in first person on this wikia like everyone else does, and sometimes, he's too cool for you. Or you. Or even you.

Chris Loves Bacon, The Ghost of FunkyTownEdit

There's really not much he needs to say here, because:

1. He doesn't have the time; he has to get back to building a cooler base than yours.


2. He's too busy punching trees and taking names.


Do not ever, under any circumstances, ask if he loves bacon.

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